ARI'S MAGIC MORMON UNDIES
Ever since Ari won our final four office pool two years ago and gloated like crazy (even though he couldn't name the teams playing in the final or the sport they were playing) I've been entering the pool under assumed names that annoy him. "Ari's Magic Mormon Undies" came in second this year so he wore them to our finals party monday. Ari says we can't show them on the internet to be respectful but they're pretty wild in person. Really smooth material with little scary holes in places where clothing doesn't usually have holes. I asked Ari what they were for but he said he was daydreaming when they told him and can't remember. He was a mormon for 30 years running all over the world dedicating his life to the church but didn't pay attention to anything they said. He's hard of hearing and used that as an excuse. Ari's so funny. Over the years Ari has been a catholic, a mormon, a scientologist and a snake handler.
Posted on Wednesday, April 06, 2005, 05:59 PM
Comments
I wanna see under the censored sign!!!
Posted by: Kelly on April 10, 2005 01:23 PM
I´m Ari's fan!!! He's so cool! Must be fun to work with him!
Where's he from?
Posted by: Rita on April 10, 2005 01:56 PM
how perfect is his face in that picture?
Posted by: margaret on April 10, 2005 05:50 PM
Ari's brilliant. You don't know the half of it. He's from San Paulo.
Posted by: Casa de Punk on April 12, 2005 07:04 PM
Me too!!! I´m from Sampa (aka São Paulo)!!!
ARI!!! ARI!!! ARI!!!
Cool!!!
Posted by: Rita on April 12, 2005 07:45 PM
Я долго смеялась... э)))))))
Posted by: EMI on April 19, 2005 11:20 AM
What did they do that made them magical?
Posted by: Tee B. on May 17, 2005 02:03 AM
the sexton and compass over the nipples make them magic.
Posted by: joe blo on July 4, 2005 01:20 PM