GIRL CONFIRMS RUMOR:
GUYS ARE ASSHOLES
My friend wrote this after getting pretty pissed of this week.
About me:
I'm contemplating several marriage proposals at the moment. I am, however, still accepting applications. To be considered, you must meet the following requirements. Applicants who do not fit these criteria will not be considered. You must: 1. Be emotionally unavailable OR 2. Be overly-emotional. It would help if you liked to cry alot or stick your head in the oven. 3. Redefine the word "asshole." I want someone who can get really creative with this part. 4. I don't have one, but I think I would really like an STD. To accomplish this, it would help if you believed in zero form of birth control. 5. Pay for as little as possible. I mean, I don't even want you to buy me a cup of coffee. Tap water is the only exception. 6. Look at other women when we're out. In fact, if you can sleep around a bit and not tell me about it I'll drop all the other applications on the floor right now. Why should I be the only one to enjoy you. You're the prize. If you think you have what it takes, please email me right away. You can reach me at: isuckinbed@yahoo.com P.S.: I am an equal opportunity employer. Touring musicians please apply!!
Who I'd like to meet:
see above
Posted on Wednesday, October 05, 2005, 03:04 PM
Comments
i love it i couldnt stop laughing omg im in tears lol
Posted by: nathalie on March 23, 2008 03:48 AM