Casa de Punk: Ari's IPOD

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Ari's IPOD

I’m going to start writing things again…maybe. So I’ll start with this. Ari got back from Brazil with a bag full of candy, coffee and flip-flops for me. He got a free ipod shuffle for opening an account at his new bank so he proudly presented it to me to add brazilian music I play for him at work, especially that famous Tamba Trio song Mas Que Nada. Since he hates hip hop, I slipped in some Damien Marley. Lil’ Kim, The Game, Amerie and that Mos Def song "Umi Says". To understand the rest of this story you should know that Ari hates any reference or mention of bodily functions. Like: “Euwww, that’s gross man, gross gross gross!!!” And he always overreacts when he’s tricked and makes a big scene so playing practical jokes on him is almost a requirement. You can imagine what happened when he was on the bus, all happy, with his big noise canceling headphones from sharper image and, after the first song finished he suddenly heard an incredibly loud “PFFFFLHUUUUUUUGGGGG!!!! PGGGRRRGGG….PFLEEEEE!!!” I filled the thing with farts, he could press forward and back but about 80 percent of the songs were farts so it didn’t matter. I wish I could have been there. He sent me this:

From: Ari
Subject: BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Date: November 23, 2005 1:57:00 AM EST

Damn big BITCH !!!!!!!!
You filled my ipod with your farts, farts and more farts! Now I have to clean that fartPod thing with alcohol and bleach. BITCH,BITCH,BITCH.
Here is some pictures from Brazil. A public telephone full if sticks advertising lesbian sex, hairy women, shaved women and something more.
There is some art inside the Sao Paulo subway plus a kind of garden inside the same subway.
I'm still planing to wriggle your neck for what you did with my ipod.