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Girls like to bitch all the time about how they never meet any great guys. Don't believe em. They just like to whine. We all really know that super hot guys (like me...hey ladies) come right up to them at all times. Even on myspace. Check out Ryan's latest secret admirer. I've read this 6 times and I'm still not even sure if it's for real. I don't like making fun of people and I guess I'm not because he's trying to be funny and boy is he. Ryan was actually kind of concerned. Her profile states she's into like kurt vonnegut, radiohead, and ponies. He wrote they would make a great match. She was like, wait what about me says I'm looking for a muscle man republican.
Posted on Monday, December 05, 2005, 04:34 PM
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Eu trabalho no prédio aonde o Ari tirou as fotos com as vacas do Cowparade. Vocês poderiam ter falado antes, daí agente tomava uma cerveja junto.
I work in the building in front at the cows at pic of Ari.
Damn, i can´t to write in english. Do you understood mi message?
Ciao.
Posted by: Alex Batista on December 5, 2005 05:12 PM
This MySpace profile has been spammed to almost everyone I know - I've known of it for over a month now. Has anyone tried contacting this guy?
Posted by: Carlos Esquandilas on December 5, 2005 05:33 PM
Sadly, I bet this dude is a lot happier than me. I wish I knew everything.
Posted by: Casa de Punk on December 5, 2005 05:47 PM
I don't get his midget joke. Is he referring to women or guys he likes to beat up. Plus he proudly states he's 160 pounds. I'm still sure he could still kick my ass but I weigh 30 pounds more than this guy. I don't think I've weighed 160 pounds since junior high when I was running cross country. That's skinny. I've dated lithe girls that weigh that much.
Posted by: Casa de Punk on December 5, 2005 10:12 PM
the only flirtatious solicitations I have received, on my myspace tenure, are 18-19 yo fratty staten island come jerz boys who ask "whats up?" Apparently guns, weight lifting and living w/yr mom go right along with Brooklyn, The Talking Heads, cello lessons and Vonnegut. It would be nice to get a little butt crack from some of you tangible ones. But I think you all are too shy?
Posted by: carmen miranda on December 6, 2005 11:02 AM
wow this is hella funny gotta love it!
Posted by: Erika on April 20, 2007 02:44 PM